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Guddicks: Collection 2

1.

Whit is it at wanders aroond da hoose aa day, bit never wins oot da door?

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Whit's da answer?
The broom sweeping the floor

2.

Atween twa hills I heard a roar,
I looked aroond an saw it no more. . . 

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Whit's da answer?
A fart

3.

Whit can some folk see, bit du canna see?

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Whit's da answer?
Deesel sleepin

4.

Born boneless, flees wingless, an sings till it dees . . .

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Whit's da answer?
Wind

5.

Janny wi her white goon an her red nose
Da langer she stands da peerier she grows . . .

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Whit's da answer?
A caandle

6.

Its neddir within a hoose, or withoot da hoose,
Bit its aa aboot da hoose. .

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Whit's da answer?
Da windows

7.

Hairy withoot an hairy within,
Aa hair an nae skin . . .

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Whit's da answer?
A wirsit gliv

8.

As I cam owre da mödows apon a simmer day,
I met a livin craiter, an whit mair can I say?
A snoot laek a goilti,
a body aa birse,
Guess du dat,
An du’ll gjit a kiss. …….

 

Clue – a goilti is a grice

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Whit's da answer?
A hedgehog

9.

Roond laek a mill-stane, luggit laek a cat,
Staandin upo tree legs, can du guess dat?

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Whit's da answer?
Old fashioned three-legged pot

10.

A crö o white sheep, wi a red ram ida middle . . .

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Whit's da answer?
One’s tongue and teeth
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