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Guddicks: Collection 1

1.

Whit gengs aa day, but never wins tae da door?

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Whit's da answer?
A Clock

2.

Sinks trow da hedder, sweems trow da sea,

Fire canna burn it, whit can it be?

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Whit's da answer?
Da Sun

3.

Da beginnin o eternity,

Da end o time and space,

Da beginnin o every end,

An da end o every race

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Whit's da answer?
Da letter 'e'

4.

Whan is da letter 'T' laek an island?

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Whit's da answer?
Whin it's ida middle o watter

5.

Whit comes up tae da hoose,
Bit aye gengs by da door an niver comes in?

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Whit's da answer?
Da rodd

6.

Da man at made it selled it,
an da man at bought it niver used it,
an da man at used it niver saa it?

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Whit's da answer?
A coffin

7.

Whit's da peeriest brig in da world?

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Whit's da answer?
Da brig o your nose

8.

Whit is it at's aa hols an yit it hadds watter?

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Whit's da answer?
A sponge

9.

Whit is it at watter canna weet, an da sun canna dry?

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Whit's da answer?
Butter

10.

Whit gengs oot a hol an in a hol, trailin aa its guts efter it?

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Whit's da answer?
A needle an treed
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